What is your interpretation of review scores numerical value?

[Jizz_Beard_thePirate]

10- Either the reviewers have low standards or they got paid cause no game is perfect

9.6-9.9 - Damn, must buy!
9.0-9.5 - Pretty epic, must buy!
8.5-8.9- Pretty cool, worth buying!
8.0-8.4- Pretty good, worth checking out!
7.1-7.9- Good, worth a look!
6.0-7.0- Meh, Unless it has something really good like zomfg must see tits, I won't bat an eye
0-5.9- Nope, Not gonna bother with this anal lube

Obviously this doesn't apply with fan reviews