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In other news, cleaning crews are suing Nintendo because wii-playing men are urinating all over the bathroom. It seems that the men are taking, 'waggling the wii-mote' to a whole new level.

In addition to this, blindness may be on the rise, according to some scientists, due to many more men 'playing with their wii' on a regular basis. Homosexual tendencies may also increase, according to some, as more men gather to 'play with their wii's together' or 'play with their wii's together online'.