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kirby007 said:
the argument that a penis fits in a vagina is just wrong
a penis also fits up the bum, in the mouth or in the ear hell it even fits in a hand

So either:
1. Your partners ear canals are huge
or
2. Your penis is tiny

Also "fitting" into a hand isn't much of a point, the hand has evolved as a multipurpose tool and lots of things can be said to fit it.