Hilarious thread. I saw the op go up just before I went to bed, I knew greatness would ensue after that and I wasn't disappointed. I really hope for some of these guys that they didn't truly believe this. Some the sarcasm was obvious but for a couple others...I'll guess a guy messing with everyone, an ex boyfriend or a really desperate girl, either way, as others have said, if it is a girl, there are definitely better ways to go about trying to meet someone.







