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[Jizz_Beard_thePirate]

ganoncrotch said:

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

ganoncrotch said:

you just took away the opertunity for an ER to be visited by someone with a self inflicted cock bite :[ you made me sad

 

or you know.... someones parents finding thier offspring with pants around ankles and a broken neck... not sure which is worse.

Nahh, I need him and his penis to help fight off the sexual mermaid war thats gonna happen soon

I've always wondered why people liked those... I mean the bottom end is normally the fishy side. I know the other way around wouldn't be that hot but at least it would be more functional?

Well, it doesn't take much to turn guys on... If she has a good looking face and a pair that bounches, don't really need too much more provided its not a life-long relationship. Plus u gotta think that most of the time in the olden days, it was mostly men that sailed the 7 seas so finding a female body after months of being in the sea is like finding a treasure chest (even if she is half fish)