Well, this is going to be awkward but when I was in Kindergarden these two girls loved baywatch and would kiss me so they could be like Pamela Anderson. It's given that we had no idea what the fuck we were doing so that doesn't count. Then there was this girl in 4th grade I fell in love with and in order to kiss we would have to ask each other where and find a private place where no one could see us. It was cute but we didn't slip any tongue or anything so that doesn't really count either. But alas, in the summer after 7th grade at a sleep-away camp I, once again, fell in love with this other girl who I thought at the time was the cutest thing ever and made out with her when the all the girls at the camp dared us to. So I sat in a chair blind folded she came up to me and that was that. Then I wanted to get up but some girls pinned me down to a chair and this counsoler Kevin came up and kissed me as a joke and everyone gave me crap for it. Was literally the gayest crap ever but its all good. Now all I need to do is get laid. I won't force it upon myself but damn do I want some.
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