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Have you ever noticed how typical people of the PC Master Race call console fans "Console Peasants"? I realized that It's kind of like segregation. The PC Master Race are the white people, and the console peasants are black, Indian, etc. We have yet to see the Martin Luther King Jr. of the console wars, but fear not, for I will be the one! We must form unity to the land that the PC Master Race dwells upon, and have equality! We're tired of having to be pay $60 for a game when the PC Master Race gets Steam sales! Either we pay less or they pay more! What's it gonna be, Master Race?

We're also tired of getting the least indies! Indies should be shared equally upon PC, Nintendo, Sony, Xbox, Ouya, and Smartphones! We demand that you stop hogging them!

 

Nintendo

Let the Wii U and 3DS prosper and get amazing 3rd party support! Instead of getting almost every multiplat game, share some with the Wii U, even if you do loose out on some DLC! You're killing Nintendo! How does that make you feel?

 

PlayStation

Don't torture the PS4 by having superior versions of 3rd party and Indie games, let the PlayStation brand have some time in the spotlight! You don't need the better versions of EVERY game, as long as you have enough better versions for people to stay you'll be fine!  

 

Xbox

Stop making Xbox exclusives games useless by having games like Titanfall on PC! Let Xbox have their exclusives for crying out loud! They're there for you when you get your exclusives, but you're not there for them! You animal! How can you disrespect a console fanbase like that?!

 

Ouya

Even when Ouya is a piece of sh*t, you still must treat them the way you want to be treated. That's why Ouya ignores you, because you ignore Ouya! Give it some horsepower and some great games to get him back on his feet! He deserves a second chance, everyone does!

 

Smartphones

Stop letting them get one million Flappy Bird clones a day! Take some of those Flappy Bird clones, and put them on PC! You can't let someone have so many Flappy Bird clones to the point of suffering!

 

I think I've said enough to wake up the selfish, racist PC Master Race. Tell me your thoughts about the PC Master Race, and if it kind of seems like segregation a little bit!