| endimion said: Oh and btw there is absolutely 0 feed out of the Xbox one Kinect on my network when I use it, let alone when I don't... So I know for a fact of that it is complete retard conspiracy theorists BS |
what you don't know is the NSA is wise to your monitoring shenanigans so they dont really record with the kinect instead after the intergalactic civil war on the planet Grutahn the US government offered the fleeing Grutanish refugees safe haven on our planet but our oxygen levels makes them invisible so actually every time an xbone barcode is scanned the NSA deploys a Grutanian reporter who follows you home and reports everything back to the NSA via telepathy.
if you want to enjoy the awesome gaming on xbone the only way to safely enjoy it is in a steam room as the steam will not only reveal the outline of the Grutanian imposter but the steam actually interferes with the antenna that protrudes from their head which establishes telepathic connections. the TV show my favorite martian was actually a biography on these beings after a man accidentally locked one in his bathroom following a steamy shower. he held it captive and eventually became his lover.
so now you know the truth, be careful out there with kinect
