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I would game more but I have this thing called a Wife that is always demanding of my time. For some reason this Wife creature demands I spend time with her and do nice things to make her happy. 5 years of having this Wife creature and still I don't understand why it requires so much time, money, and maintenance. Perhaps one day I will figure it out. perhaps...

 

Edit... 5 years now, and you would think that by now I would have spent enough time with the Wife creature. However, as time goes the Wife creature only becomes more demanding. There seems to be no satiating this creature. What ever am I to do. Does anyone have any advice in this situation.