Apostrovich on 17 March 2008
Lets see......lol got hot oil splattered all over my legs....had like 25 little blisters all over them....but actually, almost cutting my finger off with a machete was worse. Only because it was such a deep cut it took like a month to heal up, and when it was like halfway healed, any time I moved it it would tear all the new tissue, and the pain would literally blind me. Like a 3 second long white flash. Followed by a feeling like someone sawing the cut back open with a bread knife.
EDIT--"Dad! Your hand is jammed in the toaster!"
"Dad, it's in there again!"
