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My eyes always play tricks with me when it comes to R's and N's together... well lower case... kinda looks like an 'm'... yeah... work it out...

Anyway I'm a clumsy bastard and I'm always hurting myself in small accidents in one way or another. The worst was probably when I forgot which ring on the cooker I'd just used (and in hindsight this was a silly thing to do full stop) but I put my hand down palm-flat on a ring for some reason.

It was the ring I just used!

My hand literally stuck like glue to the ring for a second or so as I tried pulling away and demolished the skin across my entire palm going up to the bottom of my fingers. Absolutely agonizing that was!

It was so weird though how my hand stuck, there were even melted bits of skin left on the ring, literally like it had almost liquified!

Ouchies indeed.