The worst burn I ever had was a sunburn. I went to a co-workers house for a party of his, got wasted, and passed out. The next morning I woke up soaked in my own piss, wearing a generic blue work uniform shirt(like some mechanics wear) and a pair of JAMS! So my buddy tells me I fell in the slough the night before, and some big chick took me inside, bathed me, and put me in those clothes(JAMS!). As he's telling me this, we have some more beer and head out and take a nap on his pier. We ended up sleeping for hours in the hot sun and my fair skin was boiled. It was so bad that I couldn't put weight on one of my legs for 3 days and I missed an entire week of work.
As wild and stupid as I was back then, I'm surprised I'm here to talk about it.
"I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."
