OMFG. Parade "magazine"? That crappy 12-page senior citizen insert that comes with the Sunday paper? Really?
(golf clap) Way to go Microsoft!
The source article is a real hoot. Read the 3 sentences on the X1, straight from M$ PR dept. If you can't find it, it's between Huggies baby wipes and Cabot Woodcare premium stain. (I kid you not)