Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick can be seen from outer space with the naked eye.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn his cellphone off.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography. It was just a list of everyone he's killed.
Chuck Norris crossed the road.. no one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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