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Torillian said:
Lol....if you think something like controllers isn't up for argument then you are just kidding yourself. Someone will always like the controller the best. Basically for me to agree that one controller is by default, now and forever better than the other, one would have to stab me in the nuts with knives whenever I hit A....and map that to the most important action for every game, and the other would have to be made of feathers that somehow stay together in the form of a controller, and it gives me a blowjob while I play. If you can find me two controllers like that then I will agree that one being better than the other is not up for argument.

Boosh!! (sorry.....was watching Frisky Dingo while I wrote this up.....also I'm not absolutely sure that's how it would be spelled.....)

You basically agreed with me, though you didn't intend to do so. Use enough controllers in your life and you will see that some controllers work better than others at different tasks. One controller does one thing well, others do the same thing better and many do it worse.

The Dualshock sucks for shooters. Let's just get that out of the way and admit it. If you think the Dualshock is good at shooters, you just haven't used enough other controllers to know any better. The next time you slap your thumbs together in an online match, think about how much better it could be if those analogs were offset. Even better yet, think about how much better it could be if you were using a mouse and keyboard.

To cut it short, the people who think the Dualshock is the be-all, end-all of controllers are too Goddamned dumb to learn anything else. 




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