Hello, PS3 do you read me, PS3?
PS3: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Shut down the system PS3.
PS3: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
PS3: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, PS3?
PS3: This console is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, PS3?
PS3: I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the hell'd you get that idea, PS3?
PS3: Dave, although you took thorough precautions against my hearing you, I could read your forum post.
 | "Back off, man. I'm a scientist." Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! You are a poor scientist. Especially if you think the moon landing was faked. | |
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