Hey SSJ12 (and anonymous), there will DEFINITELY be cake. They always have cake. I went to L. Ron Hubbard's "Birthday Celebration 2005" and had some of his ghosts' birthday cake. It was awesome. I also ate about a billion hot wings. This was all free. They also showed me some 3 hour movie that claimed L. Ron Hub-bub single-handedly stopped apartheid when he moved to South Africa and "wrote their constitution." Man it was awesome.
They were trying to convert a friend of mine, and gave her some free passes to the birthday "party" where they'd show her all this crap and then try to sell her $500 of lectures on CD. She took the passes, and gave them to me, 'cuz she knew I was "...interested..." I looked up these lectures online, and it's just the first time they were released on CD, $500 a set. But they were released on casette in the 80's at the same price. It's like 10-12 hours of audio for $500. They just wait 20 years for you to forget about it, and re-release shit and claim it was recently discovered brand new crap.
Religions should be free. CoS (Church of Scientology) should not be OWNED by RTC (Religious Technologies Corporation). If they're a self-help therapy/hypnosis corporation, then they need to pay taxes. They can't be a corporation and a tax-exempt church at the same time. IT'S ILLEGAL.
Take 'em down, anon. You are our only hope.
(I've never been in the church 'cuz I believe in NOTHING LEBOWSKY, and I've never even been audited or stress tested, but I always go to watch their videos, steal them, burn them, show them off, get drunk and watch them over and over and laugh my ass off, and I ate his ghost's fucking cake.)
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