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How to be a Microsoft Spin Doctor:

Step 1 - Pretend that the US market is the only gaming market there is.

Step 2 - Pretend that revenues are more important than profits.

Step 3 - Use figures that include time periods when competitors consoles weren't released, but don't include figures from consoles which were released before the Xbox 360 (such as the PS2).

Step 4 - Hope to God that anybody who reads your press release hasn't learned how to think.



"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event."  — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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