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You know how you had planned to meet up with a couple of friends at a certain time, but they called you at the last minute and changed the get together to an earlier time? You're not ready you bust out of the house, grabbing the first things that come to mind that you might need, to get there on time. You get there, but you realize that you forgot some ESSENTIALS (hard drive space indicator, controller battery life indicator, KINECT 2.0 doesn't work seamlessly in a lot of different countries, etc.), and it's ridiculous to drive back AGAIN (post-E3 180's), so you decide to just WING IT. Someone asks if you brought beer (taking screenshots of games). You look at them funny and say, "Are you kidding me?! lol. You're lucky I got here in the first place! I might go out later to get some, if the party is jumping (SALES of the Xbox One)..." People start looking at you funny. To try to improve your image, the whole time you're bragging about how much money your parents has (Microsoft Earnings Report)... :-/

Wow, you're kind of a dirtbag, you know that? lol