burninmylight said:
OK everyone, let's establish some context. Naruball is calling this witchhunt and trying to get the FCC to shut this thread down because of my posts in a seperate thread. These are my two posts: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=5991711 In this one, I basically said whoopty-freakin'-do to the Wii U's "triumph" over the Vita. You can really see my burning vigor and enthusiasm. I'm all like William Wallace in Braveheart times 10 up in there. It must be because the diss I had for the Vita (Vitamax) is obviously more clever than the one I had for Wii U (Wii O U). I should have known that would never get past such fervent young watchdogs. And this post here is the real culprit: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=5991734 That's where I suddenly got the bright idea to make this thread. But because it started in a Wii U vs. Vita thread, clearly this whole thing is just a subtle scheme to get you all to hate Sony and love Ninty! It's nothing more than propoganda! The jig is up, and I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids! Well you've proven I'm a irredeemable, blackhearted Wii U fanboy who would just as soon pickpocket the Vita while your head is turned and stick a 2DS in its place, but let me make my case anyway. In America, the justice system owes it to us to pretend we have the right to a fair trial. 1. That actually goes for every modern console. I've been saying and saying for a while now that every sales discussion must come with an asterisk because we can't track digital sales. You can actually find that in my post history. Can you find a post where I diss Vita sales? If you can, I'll request a permaban immediately. I'd also like to see a thread where Wii U fans are arguing against Vita fans over digital sales.
2. People argue over bundles for every console. Go find a thread on Playstation All Stars: Battle Royale. Edit: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=5992089 3. "Yes, goes for both fanbases." So you don't think Microsoft has a fanbase. I'll keep that in mind when I read your posts from now on. 4. Or about Sony's DRM plans for the PS4 before Microsoft's E3 disaster? That came from an anonymous source who claimed to be an insider. What about the rumors that Samsung tried to buy Sony's gaming division? Another anonymous source that is definitely credible. What about the one regarding Microsof- oh wait, you don't acknowledge Microsoft. Edit: I also had posts like this one in mind: http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/thread.php?id=176598 5. Yep, it's clearly about survivability: some of us are more concerned about a healthy and competitive industry that would benefit everyone than "one company to rule them all!" Don't know where you get me saying anything about the PS2, though. Sony made Scrooge McDuck money on that. Don't know where you got PS3 either. It's in second place and could stay that way, so who is bragging about second place? And also, that one company that you won't acknowledge has yet to recoup any losses from its gaming division, but no, this is all about Sony bashing. |
Cool cool cool.
You might wanna add the following, which have nothing to do with you.
26. Never admit you're wrong. It doesn't matter if someone proves you wrong. Deny it at all costs, call it thread derailment, say it's irrelevant, that they're wrong, which would make you right, because lets' face it, you're smarter.
27. Be vague. Not too vague, as no one will care about what you have to say. Say something negative which is clearly about a certain fanbase, but don't mention the actual fanbase. If someone calls you out, claim you were talking about any number of fanbases.
28. Mention that you have all 3 consoles, which makes you unbiased. If someone points out that you're negative about a console, juts remind them that you have that console, so there is no reason for them to accuse you of being overly negative about it. It helps if you slightly criticise a company you like. You can then save those posts and use them to point out just how unbiased you are.
29. Use gifs of someone laughing to ridicule one's argument or pictures to annoy someone, instead of an actual argument. Much better. (Again obviously this is not about you; there's nothing wrong with the picture you added)
30. If somone disagrees with you and you exlain your point, but they still won't change their mind, there's only one possible explanation: problem with their reading comprehension
31. Act surprised when the sales of a console which has been doing terrible are released and they're still bad. "Wow, terrible x sales".
32. Say something negative about the sales of the company you don't like, but end it with a sad smiley face. The smiley face makes everything ok.
Again, to clarify, this is not about you, but VGC logic I've noticed over the years. Great thread btw.
