| burninmylight said: 1. If it's your favorite console, never let people forget to take digital sales into account. If you hate the opposition, conveniently forget they have viable digital stores too. 2. For some reason, bundled games don't count toward sales. Because even though countless people say they're waiting to buy a console when a specific game comes out, people never buy consoles for a specific game. It just happens to fall out of the packaging when they unbox it. 6. Everyone here is a tech expert who must correct the other tech experts on their spreading of misinformation. It's perfectly OK to derail any thread in order to do this. Every tech expert is also a DBZ expert (many of us are Toonami kids). 10.1 "A"?" at the end of your "doom article" thread title doesn't mean you are being a negative troll, just raising speculative awareness." (credit to Viper1) 11. " Insulting another user is never acceptable, except when ioi does it to pezus." (credit to Rolstoppable) 12. "We're not allowed to go a week without at least three threads complaining about other threads." (credit to ICStats) 12.1 We're not allowed to go a week without at least three Wii U doom threads. Otherwise, life as we know it is doomed. 12.2 New users will at some point complain about how everyone will only want to talk about sales, even though this is a site about sales.
14.1 "If you actually understood what I was saying, there's no way you'd disagree with me - because nobody who can understand what I am saying could possibly have a different point of view: mine is the only correct opinion someone who had all the facts could make!" (elaborated upon by VitroBahllee) 15. "Goalposts are meant to be fluid, amorphous, ever changing targets with whom you're debating with but fixed, immovable structures of fact when it's you." (credit to Viper1) 16.1 You can also get out of any awkard or unenviable situation by claiming you were joking/trolling. Sixty-three percent of the time, it works every time.
18.1 "You're not allowed to find a game visually appealing if it's not on a gaming PC or the most powerful console on the market." (credit to curl-6) 19. You are what you avatar. Kratos avatar? Clearly a biased Sony bitch. Master Chief? Microsheep. Link? Nintenho. No exceptions. 20. "Your console or game of choice is always UNDERTRACKED, whereas the opposition is always OVERTRACKED" (credit to Seece) 21. Being a fan of a particular console or its producer means you are clearly biased against other consoles and manufacturers, no matter what your game collection or post history says about you. What am I forgetting? |
lmao at 19
