Perfect Dark Zero
For a lot of people, this game ruined Perfect Dark, and as a fan of the original game, trust me, I do understand.
...But this game was just so terrible it was awesome. The gameplay was solid and recognizably Perfect Dark, but the storytelling was just so absurdly bad almost every mission made me burst out laughing. Like when the Carrington Institute guys lose a guy in the mission you meet them in...and as soon as you're done with the mission Johnathan goes "Man, I want a beer." Dude, your buddy just DIED.
And Jack Dark dying has got to be the WORST MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH OF ALL TIME. The villain killing him is so forced it is literally counter-productive to her own plans. No, seriously. You were supposed to bring him back alive for plot reasons, numb-skull.
That, and I picked it up for two bucks. Nothing jades the taste buds like cheapness.
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