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I really, really want a Vita but I also really, really don't want to give up sexual relations for the next six months after my wife realizes I bought one so soon after buying my PS4.

I loved remote play with my PSP and PS3 even though it was mostly unusable but I KNEW the possibility it held and that eventually they'd get it working and now that it is I'm too damned afraid to even buy a Vita to take advantage of it.

Maybe I just need to grow a pair so they can shrivel away for the next few months or so...