Ill keep my current job and how much i actually do secret.. but
When i was younger i worked at a hardware store and eventually was running the building materials and hardware department. I wasted a good 4-5 hours every day and was still considered more productive than others. I also had a great ways to dick around doing nothing, yet in reality doing dick all. Like blocking off a massive portion of the store and making an obstacle course for the forklift. The manager actually commended me and a coworker for taking all the safety measures, not realizing what we were actually doing.
I am Torgo, I take care of the place while the master is away.
"Hes the clown that makes the dark side fun.. Torgo!"
Ha.. i won my bet, but i wasnt around to gloat because im on a better forum! See ya guys on Viz
