Nintendo only gave me a single development console.
Unfortunately after an Earthquake hit the area which coincidentally created a tsunami washed away everything.
The tides eventually brought the console over to the USA mainland where it was picked up by a Pelican ducktaped to a 747 Boeing airplane, who whilst flying over NASA was suddenly frightened by a rocket launch powered by compressed flatulance which then caused the Pelican to drop the console into an open space shuttle hatch where it laid underneath a seat for weeks.
Then Nasa launched the space shuttle, which whilst quietly orbiting the moon... Exploded due to a Solar flare which coincidentally sent the Wii U flying into the moon.
Then one day, the Asteroid Apophis entered the vicinity of Earth's space, unfortunately due to some unexpected solar winds created by a space monster who ate way to many Nacho's, changed the course of the Asteroid so it was on a collision course to the moon which completely decimated it.
The WiiU and the now-rubble moon and some large chunks of cheese slowly drifted into the Earths atmosphere, which upon re-entry the WiiU activated it's secret special sauce... A Parachute with a smily face embroided upon it.
It then drifted calmly and slowly down a 1" sized chimney on a small remote island in the 'Gay Nation' just off the coast of Australia on Christmas eve, where a little kid would then receive a Wii U for Christmas, fully functional of course, a development kit even. My developer kit and I have already sen't tanks and bombers and a hit squad to retreive it.
And that is why I can't develop games on the Wii U and decided to stick with a PC. - It's to heavy for a Pelican to carry it, damn Pelicans.
--::{PC Gaming Master Race}::--
