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I think the idea that the government exists to protect us from our own stupidity is much more harmful to society than any drug or side affect to a drug.



The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.