Screamapillar on 07 January 2014
1) Government prohibitions don't work. They never, ever have. It just encourages black markets, which lead to crime.
2) Alcohol kills people, not marijuana. So why is alcohol legal?
3) If it's the government's role to stop us from doing stupid things, why are McDonald's and Taco Bell allowed to sell us fatty foods that cause us to be an obese society? Obesity is much more harmful than marijuana.
4) If we need more tax revenue (which we do), why not legalize marijuana, and tax and regulate it just like cigarettes and alcohol?
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
