It's true, every time I try to make plans to break into someone's house and beat them up and take all their money, I get distracted by my Xbox. Once you've played Grand Theft Auto V, committing felonies in real life just can't live up to how you remember it. I get no buzz from real crimes anymore, except for downloading movies, music, and video games illegally, which I do simply for the principal of the matter.
I tried to get a bank heist going last week but my friends were all too busy playing Battlefield 4. I mean seriously? Battlefield 4? At least waste your bank-robbin time playing a GOOD game like Cod gosts, amirite?
Please don't call the cops on me, I'm tired and I'm obviously joking. Of course I don't think Gosts is a good game.








