Alby_da_Wolf on 03 January 2014
| gcube2000 said: well pachter forgot next year smash bros, mario kart, donkey kong, X, Hyrule Warriors, bayonetta 2, and more is coming out next year for wii u |
Mario is dying: he caught 3 different deadly STDs doing unprotected pedosex with underage mushrooms, turtles and Ninty gamers.
Poor Kong was a much more respectable dude, but he slipped on a banana peel and fell on bayonetta, disemboweling himself.
So Ninty is D0M3D.
Pachter, being teh Analyst God he is, correctly predicted all this. Dropping that banana peel in the right place at the right time helped a little, admittedly, but hey, true gods don't just watch the future coming, they shape it too!
