Does the first guy have a micropenis? How did he get a wedding ring on it?! Same about the guy with the shot glass and we know his was erect.
I looked up penile fractures . I recommend you don't, and remember never run with an erect penis.
The one with the toy truck brings back a memory from years ago of my sister throwing a TV remote at me in anger, it was very painful.
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