I'll throw in the most unlikely scenario ever.
An exclusive Nintendo Direct coming out in January... Iwata is dressed with a blonde spiky wig. It looks ridiculous but... it's kinda familiar... Suddenly the screen goes black and the main theme of Final Fantasy 7 kicks in...
Final Fantasy 7 Remake only for Wii U. Followed by a promise of a remake for Final Fantasy 8 and 9.
Still a pointless scenario as if that ever happened I doubt it would save the Wii U.
"I've Underestimated the Horse Power from Mario Kart 8, I'll Never Doubt the WiiU's Engine Again"