You gotta put your foot down, bro. The next time you see her, march straight up to her, grab her by the hair, look her in the eye, and say "if you get within 100 yards of any strip club ever in life, it's over. And by 'it', I mean you." Then you should wrap your hands around her throat. After you get a solid grip, give her a good squeeze so she can feel the power of your manly hands. Hold until her face becomes purple, then release.
This procedure works better if you have a beard, so work on that if you're clean shaven.
Don't worry about her getting upset or leaving. That won't happen. If you follow my directions carefully, she will respect you more after this, since it shows that you care about the relationship and you're willing to fight for it. Expect your relationship to be stronger and more passionate after this exchange. In the very rare occasion that she does try to leave, you must immediately break her legs to prevent escape and subsequent imprisonment from our anti-male justice system.
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