d21lewis on 20 December 2013
The inspiration for this is that I just saw a story on CNN about a guy that lost a lot of weight. He's STILL in worse shape than me! How come he's on the news and I'm not? Should I start smoking and quit smoking? Will that make me newsworthy? Should I join a gang and then quit? Would that make me newsworthy? Why is fucking up and then going legit better than being legit all along? Pisses me off!
