ArtofAngels said:
I'm guessing you're the nerdy type that hate alcohol because the cool kids that pick on you at school do it, so you rebel against it, don't worry, I was like that once too. I aught to come over there, bust your door down, put a funnel down your throat and pour a whole bottle of tequila down it until you start saying your sister's hot. |
Heh, I remember all through high school I thought the twits that went out every weekend and got drunk and sick were just fucking stupid. Why would someone want to make themselves sick?
When I went to college my brother (who looks exactly like me except four years older) offered to "lose" his Id so I could have a working swipeable fake ID for $25 (cost to replace his ID) and of course silly me said no. I didn't want to get drunk and I wanted to be a good student.
A week later I had tasted alcohol and was on my knees begging me brother to give me his ID which he wouldn't. Dick.