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ArtofAngels said:
Alasted said:
Forgive me, but I actually prefer sobriety

I'm guessing you're the nerdy type that hate alcohol because the cool kids that pick on you at school do it, so you rebel against it, don't worry, I was like that once too.

I aught to come over there, bust your door down, put a funnel down your throat and pour a whole bottle of tequila down it until you start saying your sister's hot.


 Heh, I remember all through high school I thought the twits that went out every weekend and got drunk and sick were just fucking stupid.  Why would someone want to make themselves sick?

When I went to college my brother (who looks exactly like me except four years older) offered to "lose" his Id so I could have a working swipeable fake ID for $25 (cost to replace his ID) and of course silly me said no.  I didn't want to get drunk and I wanted to be a good student.

A week later I had tasted alcohol and was on my knees begging me brother to give me his ID which he wouldn't.  Dick.