d21lewis on 17 December 2013
I remember when I was a sperm. There was this other sperm named Jeff. He was bigger than me and always bullied me. He wasn't faster, though. I beat him to the egg and laughed as he died.
After that, it was all a blur. The next thing I remember was when I was one or two, I guess. I was eating grits or something with a spoon and holding it convex instead of concave and my aunts were saying it was cute.
