Dogs Rule on 09 March 2008
I was 9 or so and practicing my golf swing in the front yard with those practice balls that have holes in them and are hollow. The 5 yo kid my mother babysat ran from the back yard to the front right as I was swinging and I hit him on the upstoke full force (9yo force). The club tore into his cheek, really deep. It took many stitched. I still have a slice in my swing. I shouldn't joke. It's a true story.
