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Here's one from me:

It happened when I was in fifth grade.  We were all sitting in class doing our classwork when one of the students burped.  I don't know what inspired me to do this but I rose from my chair and quoted a poem for the class.

"Excuse you, Excuse you from the bottom of my heart,

If it came out the other way it would of been a fart."

The class erupted in uncontrolled laughter, and I got a mark on the chart for bad behavior.  I think the only reason I didn't get sent to the office was because I really was not normally a troublemaker in class.