If you could meet both "God" and "Lucifer", what would you ask them?

[Jizz_Beard_thePirate]

Well... If its Haruhi the goddess, I would ask if I could join the SoS Brigade (but really I would see her and giggle like a school girl and run away)

But if its the ordinary god/devil/boring people... I would ask why havn't they made Haruhi a goddess yet...