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If I were Putin, I'd exploit the situation and occupy those islands myself, telling them: look, you're never going to settle this, and, as a sidenote, I own more nukes than you two put together. Deal?



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!