"If you’re a fan of Crackdown" you'll want PS4 "on your radar"

[F0X]

Jay520 said:

F0X said:

Jay520 said:

If you're a fan of Crackdown, then you're not worthy enough to own a Playstation 4. You can still give Sony 400 dollars, and you can sincerely apologize for playing an Xbox exclusive; but nothing would ever redeem you enough to allow you to even touch the beauty that as Playstation 4.

Can I be a former fan of Crackdown who thinks that Microsoft pissed on the franchise with Crackdown 2, and also admits that Infamous is actually a much better game by any metric?

Once an Xbox gamer, always an Xbox gamer.... There is one exception, but only when the following four conditions are met:

(1) You had a near-death experience recently which damaged your brain so much that it changed you to a completely different person, erasing all memory and love of Crackdown, the Xbox, or any other entity affiliated with Microsoft; (2) this near-death experience must have come from an accident received during a sabatoge on Microsoft (the sabatoge attempt need not be successful); (3) you must get a tattoo of Kaz laughing on your left butt cheek (it MUST be your left butt cheek or the entire process is invalid!); and (4) whenever you come within 4 meters of a Playstation 4 owner, you must immediately bow to him and say "I am not worthy!"

All of the conditions must be met in that order. 

After these specific conditions are met, your file be given to a board of directors who will decide your fate. The process takes about six months. If you are approved, then you will have every right to fantasize about the Playstation 4 when you masterbate, and only on your birthday. But you will never have the pure soul necessary to play the Playstation 4, heathen!

I've never owned or had the desire to purchase a Microsoft console, and my only experience with Crackdown was a matter of playing it over at a friend's house while he ignored me and played PS3 games instead.

I'm not worthy!!!!!! *bows*