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attaboy said:
Anfebious said:
With my infinte knowledge I got from my high school education I would command the company to victory. I would make the Wii U make a big comeback! A new golden era for Nintendo! I would dress in pimp clothes too.


Darn right.  I also know what the Chicago Bulls need to do to win the NBA Championship, what the government needs to do to end the national debt (Bake sale!), and how to solve the energy crisis.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for work.  I'm learning how to fry french fries today.


You guys are awesome for those comments haha. 
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Anyway I would 
Fire Aonuma 
Fire Miyamoto
Fire Iwata (Again since I took his position)

Send spies to my competition to get the secrect fomula 
Copy them then make awesome games that are better then anything out there.
Have my spies purposly give them bad advice and have my competitors follow them. (Silly things like make consumers pay for online)
Buy off their talented developers 
My last thing I would do (since I would be kicked out by the japanesse goverment since they do not want non-japanesse running japanesse companies)
would be to move Nintendo's headquaters to the United States



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