All Heavy Hitter Exclusives Coming Out In 2014 (Updated)

[areason]

Lulz said:

areason said:

Lulz said:

Nintendo wins based purely off MK 8! I'll buy a Wii U just for that game, and I won't ever purchase another game for the system.....unless Nintendo makes my dreams come true by making a true sequel to Mario 64 with big, open levels. 

Buys console for one game, and goes on gaming websites. New type of gamer discovered! 

Sees someone on a video game forum make a post in regards to one console and assumes that's the only console the person will ever own or play. New type of self-ownage discovered!

It's so sad how people on the internet can't understand jokes and how they get insulted off little things.