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The world is already overpopulated, so no, I'm not.

Besides, if enough of us die out, maybe I can cash in as a tourist attraction or something.

"Everyone, gather around! We now present one of three remaining white men in the United States! Quite the spectacle!"

...maybe it wouldn't be that great of an attraction after all.