Xbox Fight Leads Man To Bite Penis "Like A Sandwich"

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toadslayer72 said:

RedInker said:
Surely he would have bit the guys penis like a Hot Dog not a sandwich.

Only if it were sticking straight out at him.

 

I mean talk about Xboner, as if we didn't have enough going against us already, we're all bound to be viewed as toothless dick biters. Oh man, I can feel the tsunami of jokes coming, should be awesome, LOL.

I want to know what the PR guys are doing to make sure that the Xbox brand doesn't become the toothless dick biters console of choice. That is not something they want to be associated with especially so close to the launch date. If they fail to act quickly the console sales will be like the victims penis. A flop.