The thread in a nutshell:
"The best controller is without a doubt the one from the console I favour!"
"No! The BEST controller is the one from the console I masturbate to!!"
"No way! You're just biased!"
"GTFOOH! I'm not biased! Here are carefully selected articles supporting my fetish!"
"Wha wha wha! My opinion is fact! Here's the proof!! www.bias.com "
Rince. Repeat.