Do you wipe standing or sitting?

[room414]

TheJimbo1234 said:

room414 said:

TheJimbo1234 said:
Who in gods name does it standing?! Enjoy smear everywhere......

There's no smear. It's not like you stand at attention like a soldier and let your buttcheeks clap together.

Well if you have a firm tight ass due to doing millions of squats/any-sport-what-so-ever then there will be smear. It's just wrong - like pooping with your coat on.

That doesn't make any sense but for the record my whole life is exercise. I do demolition for work and weight train five nights a week. I'm a solid 220 lbs. 

I wonder if it's just smaller guys who wipe their asses like girls.