How to be a lady's man by Dr.Grass

[bananaking21]

Weedlab said:

bananaking21 said:

here is what you do. you break into her house, take of all your clothes, write "the party man" all over your chest and stomach, put on a hocky mask and take a viagra pill, hold a whip in one hand and some duct tape in the other, then you proceed to hide behind her bedroom door. once he walks into her bedroom you jump out and start running around the bedroom while yelling in a deep strong voice " lets have coitus baaaabbbyyy". 

 

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That wouldn't get me laid even if I had a diamond dick from De Beers with a chocolate flavored tip. lol But I appreciate the sentiment.

Well, I'm not sure about that part in that sense, but I do intend to take off her clothes and write spray all over her chest and stomach, though.

 

 

Would Kratos approve?

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let me explain, there is a 1%chance she wont report you to the polic and the charges wont stick. and a 99% chance you will end up in prison, where you will get laid like no tomorrow, specially when they know how you got in prison in the first place.

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