What is really powering the big 3’s hardware? This has been on everybody’s mind lately. From what is the most powerful console to what has the most RAM in it.
Well today I will be revealing THE TRUTH.
Nintendo WiiU
First off we have the WiiU. While not the most powerful console the world has ever seen it is built around innovation of the gamepad. Here is a picture below of what it is running the console. The WiiU was built as a slave machine for hamsters. There is literally about 5 of these guys in your WiiU at this very moment. Don’t worry though, Nintendo sends them food digitally through your WiiU.
Microsoft Xbox One
The Xbox One on the other hand is proud to show the world that gaming and movie entertainment is “One” now. With Games, TV, and Movies all in one box this is what is running the Xbox One. Microsoft was successfully able to recreate the first car made by man and shrink it down to the size of your fingernails. They have about 50 of these running inside the Xbox One with almost locomotive type speeds. Microsoft urges you to ignore black smoke coming out of your machine.
SONY PS4
With SONY being gods themselves and doing no wrong they are releasing their child Jesus…….I mean PS4 this November. My oh my when you see the cutting edge technology it is running…..Nothing needs to be said about this other than that this is truly astounding. Somehow they managed to clone and shrink Kaz down to size to run an almost exact copy of the Sony factory in real-time. THis way Sony is capable of making sure your life is perfect every single day.
BELIEVE.
Well there it is guys. Now you all know the truth. Now we can all move on with our lives.
