I love Winston Churchill quotes. :)
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill
Eating words has never given me indigestion.
Winston Churchill
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Winston Churchill
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”