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Dammit Pezus! You said you were skilled at the art of deception; that was clearly a lie! When you get back to base, you shall be promptly murdered. Additional information will be sent to you via email.

Shit, now we need to find someone else to infiltrate the Nintendo fanbase to steal their ideas. The Sony boss is going to be upset with this failure. I must write him a letter to console him.

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Dear Sony, our initial agent has unfortunately failed at his objective. But please, you must not worry. We will dispatch another, more qualified agent, immediately. You will not be disappointed. We just need a little more time to get him trained. Keep hope boss, We will steal Nintendo's ideas and we will save the Vita!

PS, Please don't kill my family.